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The 2007 Orctoberfest and Halloween Party
October 28, 2007
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The official 2007 Orctoberfest t-shirt.
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Once a year, as the leaves turn, and a chill
permeates the air, the
dreaded LAWN GNOME
emerges from his woodsy
lair to give his
"yay" or "nay"
to the
festivities.
(Why is he called a lawn gnome? Shouldn't he be a wood gnome since he lives in the woods? But if we called
him a wood gnome wouldn't
most people assume
that he is actually made of wood, when in fact most lawn gnomes are
ceramic or concrete?)
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Cobra Commander: (Nathan Bryson) ALL FEAR ME! CHILDREN TREMBLE
IN MY PRESENCE!
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Um...What's the deal? This kid is still standing
next to me and he's not
trembling.
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THE HORROR!...What could be more terrible than a lawn
gnome and a clown? (Matt
Romine & Clint
Williams)
"After I beat this
clown, I'm gonna'
haul him off to my woodsy
lair and deep-fry
'em" laughs the despicable
LAWN GNOME.
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Lawn Gnome and Alex Kopischke.
"Hey LG, have you
ever had hot dogs"
asked Alex?
"Naw boy. But I was
wonderin', have
you ever heard of deep-fry?"
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Lawn Gnome and Jordan Lowe. "Hey kid, I'm selling a new line of
deep-fryers. With the holidays approaching
you could really use one. If you want to
visit my woodsy lair I could do a demo for
you."
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Marc 'Rabid" Romine and the villainous Lawn Gnome. Marc won
a store gift certificate
for most points
won from playing a variety
of games. LG won
a certficate for his costume.
Why do all the players
disappear after being
photographed with Lawn
Gnome? Do the words
"woodsy lair",
and "deep-fry"
mean anything?
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D&D miniatures Desert of Desolation prerelease
winners. Mark Morton Jr. (3rd place),Daniel Bennet
(2nd place), Kris Blais
(1st place), and
Jordan Crenshaw (4th).
No lawn gnome = 4 survivors.
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THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH
That's it for another year, folks. Lawn Gnome
wants you to know that next year he'll be
trying out a new gas barbeque grill...and
you're all invited!
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